Quote of the Day

"Like all good ideas, elephant polo came about as a result of a few too many drinks in a bar one evening."

(Several Deep Thoughts from Jack Handey were also in the running, but the irrefutable assurance of universality expressed in this quotation make it the clear champion. Just the same, remember that if you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much.)